Thursday, May 29, 2008
SHYAT!!!
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well
trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(S.H.I.T) .
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If
you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course,
please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top
of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) .
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they
don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T
already. If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job
teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL
OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) . This course
emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
LEARNING YOUTHS, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.L.Y.S.H.I.T) .
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their
life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . They have
already had their fill of S.H.I.T.
Thank you for your time. !
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).
ok, i laughed like sh*t reading that...and today was like sh*t too...if you'll read more, you'll know why...
today was boring, so i went out...and bought some ice-cream. (yay.)
until i had no money for the sakae buffet T_T
I JUST NEEDED 20 CENTS MORE!!!
DAMN...
OH BTW, TRY THE FLAVOUR BURST GRAPE @ MCDONALD'S. and DON'T try the gelato @ tiong b1, it tastes a little sour...(uh, sour ice-cream??? wth)
THE ULTIMATE BUDGET ICE-CREAM'S STILL THE 60 CENTS VANILLA CONE!!! BEAT THAT.
ON TO ANOTHER SUBJECT: MORE PEOPLE ARE RE-PLAYING MAPLE BECAUSE OF BOREDOM??? O-M-G.
here's a website to kill time: http://akaneironohayuki.blogspot.com/
(and yes, i'm joking about the website, if you haven't noticed...i'm so bored, i'm typing CRAB...uh, i mean CRAP.)
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